The Pharmacist

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me one condom? I am going to my girlfriend’s home for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!”
The pharmacist handed him one and as the young man is going out, he returns and says, “Give me another. My girlfriend’s sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too”.
So the pharmacist gave him a second condom and as the boy is leaving, he turns back and says, “Go on, give me one more because my girlfriend’s mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me, she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!”
During dinner, the young man was sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him.
When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and started praying, “Dear lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us.”
A minute later the boy is still praying, thanking the lord for his kindness.
Ten minutes went by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.
The others looked at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, “I didn’t know you were so religious”.
The boy replies, “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist!”

(Author Unknown)

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