This guy hears a rumour that his wife is having an affair with another guy. So one day he comes home early to catch her out.
Sure enough there’s a strange car in the drive. He slams open the door in a rage, stomps up the stairs, barges into the bedroom to see his wife naked in bed, alone.
“OK – where is he ? “ He shouts , looking around, eyes bulging in fury.
“ Who darling? “ she asks innocently.
Suddenly he hears a noise outside. Looking out of the window he sees a guy walking away from the house. In an apoplectic rage he picks up the wardrobe and hurls it through the window, glass and all, hitting the fellow below and crushing him to the ground. His wife shrieks in fury , grabs a heavy table lamp and smashes him over the head. He falls down senseless.
Waking up in the hospital emergency ward, bandaged , bruised and with the worst headache ever, he looked around. On his left is a fellow in terrible shape. Bandaged head, broken arm, leg in traction.
“What happened to you?” he asks
“Well, I was minding my own business just walking along the street when some maniac threw a heavy wardrobe out of a window onto my head! If I ever catch that guy I’m gonna kill him!”
He looks away guiltily.
On his right is another guy in even worse shape. 2 broken arms, 2 broken legs, bandaged head plasma drip, the lot.
“What the hell happened to you?”
“Well I was just sitting in this wardrobe……