A priest and a nun were on their way home from a weekend sabbatical when their car broke down.
It was too late to have it repaired so they had to spend the night at a hotel.
Unfortunately the hotel had only one room available but since it had two beds, they decided that it would be okay to share it.
After they’d turned in for the night the nun said to the priest, “You know what Father, I’m really cold -could you get me another blanket from the closet?”
The Father got up, retrieved the blanket, placed it over the nun, and got back into his bed.
About 10 minutes later the nun said “You’re not gonna believe this Father, but I’m still really cold. Could you possibly get me another blanket from the closet?”
The priest gets up, retrieves a blanket, places it over the nun, and gets back into his bed.
About 10 minutes later the nun says “I don’t know how to tell you this Father, but I’m still really cold. So for just one night could we possibly pretend that we’re married and share the same bed? There’d be no funny business or anything -it would just be warmer that way and I wouldn’t have to keep bothering you for blankets.”
In the interest of getting some sleep the priest agreed to pretend that they were married and they got into the same bed together.
About 10 minutes later the nun says “I really hate to tell you this Father, but I’m still feeling cold. Is there anyway you possibly get me just one more blanket from the closet?”
And the priest replies “We’re married, get your own blanket!”