A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview.
“Looking at your resume, I can see that you’re more than qualified”, says the interviewer. “Unfortunately, we can’t have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can’t hire you”, adds the interviewer.
“But wait”, says the man. “If I take two aspirin, I stop winking”.
“Then show me”, replies the interviewer.
So the guy reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a pile of condoms in all different shapes, sizes, and colors before finally finding a packet of aspirin. He pops the pills and immediately stops winking.
“It’s great. You stopped winking”, says the interviewer, “but we can’t have our salesmen womanizing all over the country”.
“What do you mean?”, asks the man. “I’m happily married”.
“How do you explain all the condoms?” asks the interviewer.
“Oh, that”, sighs the man. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?”…