Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate of The Tokyo Olympic Stadium
“McTavish, Scotland ,” he says,
and in he walks.

An Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.
“Waddington-Smythe, England ,” he says, “Pole vault,” and in he walks.

Then an Indian looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.

“Santa Singh, India ,” he says, “Fencing.”

(Author Unknown)