An Irishman is walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.
‘Thirty euros,’ she whispers.
Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only thirty euros.
So they hid in the bushes.
They’re going ‘at it’ for a minute, when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.
It is the police.
‘What’s going on here, people?’ asks the cop.
‘I’m making love to me wife,’ Paddy answers, sounding annoyed.
‘Oh, I’m sorry,’ says the cop, ‘I didn’t know.’
‘Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face”.