Go to sleep

Said a Male mosquito to its wife:

Darling I will hunt a Lion for you..

FemaleMosq:

Ok fine, now go to sleep

MaleMosq: I will bite an elephant and bring his blood for you..

FemaleMosq:

Sure love, now go to sleep..

MaleMosq: I will drive you around Paris in a Mercedes

FemaleMosq:

Hmm ok, now go to sleep…

MaleMosq: You dont trust me? I will get you a 100 gms Gold chain…

FemaleMosq:

You idiot, now go to sleep…

How many times have I told you not to come home after biting a politician!

(Author Unknown)

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