Couple Fight

Fight between husband and wife (both with MA in English literature). Instead of resorting to shouting, abusing or physical force… they write poems to each other.

*WIFE*

I wrote your name on sand it got washed

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away

Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack.

*HUSBAND*

God saw me hungry, he created pizza

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi

He saw me in the dark, he created light

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

*WIFE*

Twinkle twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far

*HUSBAND*

The rain makes all things beautiful

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn’t it rain on you?

*WIFE*

Roses are red; Violets are blue

Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.

*Husband*

Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you!!

(Author Unknown)

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