Fight between husband and wife (both with MA in English literature). Instead of resorting to shouting, abusing or physical force… they write poems to each other.
*WIFE*
I wrote your name on sand it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack.
*HUSBAND*
God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in the dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
*WIFE*
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
*HUSBAND*
The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you?
*WIFE*
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.
*Husband*
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you!!
(Author Unknown)
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