Two engineers employed by PAS was standing below a flagpole, looking up.*
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We are supposed to find out the height of the flagpole”, said one of them.
“But we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman said, “Hand me that wrench from your toolbox.
She loosened a few bolts, the pole fell down.
She then took the measuring tape from their toolbox, took the measurement and announced, “It’s eighteen feet, six inches”.
She then walked away.
The second engineer shook his head and laughed.
Quietly he said to the first engineer.
He said, “We needed the height, but she gave us the length!”
They both laughed.
(By the way, both engineers are still working for the Kelantan Government.)