Sitting at home with his wife, a man casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth while watching TV.
He loses concentration for a split second and one peanut went inside his left ear.
He tries to get it out, but succeeded only in forcing the thing in, awfully deep.
After a few hours of fruitless rooting, the couple decide to visit the hospital. On their way out, they meet their daughter with her boyfriend.
The Boyfriend took control of the situation.
He told them he’s studying medicine and not to worry about a thing.
He then sticks his two fingers down the man’s nose and asks him to blow.
Lo & Behold! The nut shot out from his ear and out across the room!
As the daughter and her boyfriend went to the kitchen to get a drink , the man and his wife sat down to discuss their luck.
“So…..” the wife says, “What do you think he’d become after he finishes medicine school? A GP or a surgeon?”
“Well…..” said the man rubbing his nose, “By the smell of his fingers, I think he’s likely to become a gynaecologist.”