A doctor opens his clinic & pasted this notice outside the door:
“Any sickness, Rm300. Any sickness we can’t treat, YOU get back Rm1000!
A confidence trickster on reading this came in. He was so confident he could rip this doctor off. He said to the doctor, “Doctor, my tongue just can’t taste anything!” The doctor asks the nurse to put a few drops of medicine on his tongue from box no. 22. The man spontaneously shouts: “What d ___ …its URINE!!
The doctor says “Congratulations, your sense of taste is back now!” The man was dumbfounded as he loses Rm300.
Two weeks later he is back to seek revenge and claim back what he had lost.
“Doc, I’ve lost my memory!” he said. Again, the doctor told the nurse, “Nurse, could you please put a few drops of medicine from Box no 22 onto his tongue?” The confidence trickster jumps up before the nurse could do so and said “Wait doc! but that medicine is for my sense of taste!” “Very well” doctor said, “Your memory is back!”
Moral of the story: Don’t try to over-smart doctors…