Pastor: “Now, for our healing prayers, please raise your left hand towards the direction of the altar.”
Old man: “How about the right hand pastor?”
Pastor: “Place your right hand on the part of your body that needs to be healed.
(OLD MAN TOUCHES HIS PRIVATE PART WITH HIS RIGHT HAND)
Pastor: “Sir, why are you touching your private part?”
Old man: “I just followed you command pastor!”
Pastor: “Yes I know. But this is to heal the sick. Not to raise the dead!”
(Author Unknown)
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