Patel* : remove your clothes.
Wife* : Why Remove my clothes?
Patel* : Just do and come beside me on the bed.
Wife* :Okay they are off.
Patel* : Nice sweetie. What about your bra and panties? Remove them also.
Wife* : Please I am not in the mood.
Patel* : Just remove your panties and bra and stop all this your everyday “not in the mood story”!
Wife* : Okay they are off. What’s next?
Patel* : I just want you to help me count my money. Every time you help me count the money while your clothes are on, I always find shortages!!