Ceylonese Blood

A rich Arab Sheikh was admitted at a hospital in USA for a major surgery but prior to the surgery the doctors asked to store his blood in case the need arose.

As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn’t be found easily.

So the call went out to a number of countries.

Finally a Ceylonese named Singam was located who had a similar type of blood.

Singam willingly donated his blood for the Sheikh.

After the surgery, as appreciation for giving his blood the Sheikh sent Singam a new BMW, Gold, Diamonds, Lapiz Lazuli Jewellery, and a million Dirhams.

A few weeks later the Sheikh again had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned Singam, who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Sheikh sent Singam a thank you card . Singam was shocked to see that the Sheikh this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Sheikh and said ‘This time also I thought that you would give me car, jewelry and other expensive gifts, but you gave only a thank you card.

To this the Sheikh replied:

“Appu…. now I have Ceylonese blood in my veins!! What do you expect?_”

(Author Unknown)

Remove your clothes

Patel* : remove your clothes.

Wife* : Why Remove my clothes?

Patel* : Just do and come beside me on the bed.

Wife* :Okay they are off.

Patel* : Nice sweetie. What about your bra and panties? Remove them also.

Wife* : Please I am not in the mood.

Patel* : Just remove your panties and bra and stop all this your everyday “not in the mood story”!

Wife* : Okay they are off. What’s next?

Patel* : I just want you to help me count my money. Every time you help me count the money while your clothes are on, I always find shortages!!

(Author Unknown)