An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing at her door.
She asks him: *”Hey old man, why don’t we give it a try?”*
He says: *”No girl, it is no longer possible for me.”*
Says the hooker: *”Come on, what have you to lose, we can give it a try!?”*
They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and is giving it to her 5 times in a row.
*”Oh my goodness”,* says the hooker, breathless, *”and you said that it was no longer possible for you?!”*
Says the old man: *”Oh, screwing is still going well, it’s the paying that is no longer possible!!..”
(Author Unknown)
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