A Chinaman goes shopping in a supermarket in U.S.
He sees a promotion for cat food and picks a dozen cans.
The racist white manager who thinks Asians are uncivilized gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Chinaman to show him his cat before he would let him buy cat food.
The Chinaman goes home and returns with a cat. He is allowed to buy the cat food.
The following week the Chinaman finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food.
The manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat but he can’t be having a dog and will probably feed dog food to his kids.
He asks the Chinaman to show him the dog before he would let him buy dog food.
The Chinaman goes home and returns with a dog and he gets to buy the dog food.
The following week, the Chinaman comes to the supermarket again, this time with a plastic bag.
He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing soft, wet and sticky and immediately pulls his hand out.
He shouts at the Chinaman, “What the hell… this is shit!”
The Chinaman calmly replies, “Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper please?”