A Priest used to keep chickens at his church.
One Evening , one cock from his lot went missing.
So, at evening mass, he asked : “Who has a Cock?”
All MEN got up!
Priest : “No no, I mean, who has seen a cock?”
All WOMEN got up!
Priest : ” No No , I Mean , who has seen a cock that isn’t theirs?”
Half the WOMEN Got up!
Priest : “For Heavens sake , who has seen my cock?”
*All NUNS got up!”