A dog died and the owner took it to a Pastor. He asked the Pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal.
Pastor : No, we can’t hold a service for your dog in our church but there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you.
Man : But Pastor, will that church accept a donation of $1million??
The Pastor shouted, “O Lord ! Why didn’t you tell me the dog was a Christian ?