A couple who during a vacation in Thailand ordered a massage session in their room. One for his wife and one for himself.
After massaging for awhile, the masseur told the man “Massage Pinis!”
The man looked sheepishly, but kept quiet, looking shiftily at his wife.
The Thai masseur again said “Massage Pinis!”
There was silence, yet again.
Finally, his wife spoke…
“Don’t have high hopes my dear, she is simply telling you “Massage finish!”