Son : “Daddy, I fell in love & I wanted to date this awesome girl!”
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”.
Father : “Ohhh? I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but you
must promise not to tell your mother. Tina is actually your sister.”
The boy was naturally bummed out.
A couple of months later..
Son : “Daddy! I fell in love again! This girl is even hotter!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Penny, the other neighbor’s daughter!
Father : “Ohhhh? I wish you hadn’t said that. Penny is also your sister!”
This went on a couple of times more and the son was naturally upset he weeped then went straight to his mother..
Son : “Mum, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them! Daddy said he is their father!”
The mother hugs him affectionately and said:
“Don’t worry love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your
Father!”
(Son Fainted)
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