Wants to Buy Mom

Little Boy attended a horse auction with his Parents..He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up & down the horse’s legs, bum & chest. After a few minutes, the boy asked, “Dad, why are you doing that? His father replied, “Because when we buy horses, we have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape!

Boy looking worried said, “Dad, I think Gupta’s uncle wants to buy Mom!”

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