In a “Mental Hospital” a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine if someone is a mental patient or not?
Doctor: “Easy! We’d fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient
(a) a teaspoon,
(b) a glass,
(c) a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub!”
Journalist: “Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger!”
Dr: “No. A normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you too!
(Author unknown)