Funny short jokes 2

1. What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant;

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;

Panic is when both are pregnant!

2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!

3. A young boy asks his Dad: “What is the difference between confident and confidential?”

Dad says: “You are my son, I’m confident about that.

Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!”

4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,

“Which book has helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”

5. A prospective husband in a book store:

“Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House? ”Sales Girl :

“Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!

6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife “Darling, Honey, Love.” What’s the secret?”

Old man : “I forgot her name and I’m too scared to ask her!”

7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.

Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!

(Author Unknown)

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