“Lift off the veil and you’d see clearer. Take off your shoes and you’d understand pain. For what which has clouded you from truth and what which has protected you from thorns, is what that has basked you in comfort all this while, blinding you with false reasonings. Take them all off and wisdom shall once again, be yours”.
Taste is the ability to judge what is beautiful, good and proper. It is aesthetically driven. Not by the most exquisite of brands. But by the ability to juggle form, color, texture, patterns and space well. Not everyone has taste. That’s why brands sell.
1) DON’T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Because my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I’ll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!
(2) NAMES OF WIVES
A man had 4 wives, and he called his…
4th wife….. baby doll
3rd wife…..china doll
2nd wife…..barbie doll
1st wife….. panadol !
(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name…..
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him “is it In Dear?”…
(4) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas, while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1tea-spoon of starch!
(5) ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
‘Your name pls.’?
“Abdul Aziz ”
“Six times a week!! ”
“No, no, I mean male or female! ”
“Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel !”
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service”
(7) HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy
Wife on the cover of “missing persons”
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section
from the DAIRY section.
(9) GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Little Johnny: Because it is the only profession where you can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
Woman complaining to dentist:
“It’s so painful, I’ll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.”
Dentist: “Make up your mind soon, I’ll adjust the chair accordingly.”
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: ” RETURNED UNOPENED ”
(12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 year girl.
On their first night both were crying.
Because she didn’t know anything,
and he had forgotten everything!