Three bottles of Jack Daniels

In a pub in Patiala, a group of American tourists walked in.

One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, “I heard you Sikh think you’re great drinkers. I bet $5,000 that no-one here can consume 3 bottles of Jack Daniels in 10 minutes”

The bar was silent.

The American noticed one Sardarji leaving, and no one took the bet.

20 minutes later, the Sardarji who left returned. He said, “Hey Yank, is yer bet still on?”

“Sure” said the American, “3 bottles of Jack Daniels in 10 minutes for a bet of $5,000 .”

“Grand” replied the Sikh. “So pour the whisky and start the clock.”

It was very close, but the last drop was consumed with 2 seconds left to spare.

“OK Yank, pay up.” said the Sardarji!

“I’m happy to pay, here’s your money” said the American.

“But tell me, when I first offered the wager I saw you leave. Where did you go to?”

“Well sir”, replied the Sardarji,

” $5,000 is a lot of money to a man like me, so I first went to the pub across the road & tried 3 bottles of Jack Daniels to see if I could finish it!”

(The American is still in ICU)

(Author Unknown)

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