Do I look like a Baker?

*Wife*= Honey, can you please help me clean the garden?

*Husband*=Do i look like a gardener?

*Wife*=Sorry Honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.

*Husband*=Do i look like a carpenter?

The husband then walks out.

After coming back from where he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.

*Husband*=I knew you can do this all by yourself.

*Wife*= It’s not me!

*Husband*= Who then?

*Wife*= Our neighbour.

*Husband*= How much did you pay him?

*Wife*= No money, he just gave me two options, bread or sex.

*Husband*= Hope you gave him bread.

*Wife*= Do i look like baker?

(Author Unknown)

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