Johnny walked into class with a black eye.
Teacher: What’s wrong Johnny?
Johnny: We lived in a small house. Me, my mum and dad sleep on the same bed.
Every night, my dad asks, “Johnny, are u sleeping?” Then I said “No and he slaps me then gives me the black eye!”
Teacher: “Tonight when your dad ask you again, just keep dead quiet and don’t answer!”
The following morning, Johnny comes back to school with a black eye again.
Teacher: “My goodness! Why the black eye again?”
Johnny: “Dad asked me again, Johnny are you sleeping?
And I kept quiet and kept dead still.
Then my dad and my mum started moving you know, and at that same time, my mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.”
Then my dad asked my mum, “Are you coming?”
Mum said, “Yes I’m coming. Are you coming too?”
Dad answered, “yes.”
Well they don’t usually go anywhere without me so I said, “Wait for me, I’m also coming!”