Back Pain

One morning at a doctor’s office a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him-“OK, what happened to your back?” The patient replies ” I work for a local night club.This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself very fast. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, it was heavy and that’s how I strained my back.”

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said to him- “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?” He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it` a fridge fell on me.”

The 3rd patient arrives. He looks even worse than the other two patients do..!! The doctor is shocked. Again he ask, “What the hell happened to youuuuuu…..?” “Well I was sitting in a fridge when someone threw it down from the 3rd floor.”

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(Author Unknown)