Back Pain

One morning at a doctor’s office a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him-“OK, what happened to your back?” The patient replies ” I work for a local night club.This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself very fast. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, it was heavy and that’s how I strained my back.”

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said to him- “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?” He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it` a fridge fell on me.”

The 3rd patient arrives. He looks even worse than the other two patients do..!! The doctor is shocked. Again he ask, “What the hell happened to youuuuuu…..?” “Well I was sitting in a fridge when someone threw it down from the 3rd floor.”

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(Author Unknown)

Second Coming

“The more chaotic and crazy this world becomes, the more men will cast their gaze upon the sky longing for god’s intervention. Thus human exigencies shall make God”s second coming meaningful and fulfill the prophesy propagated in the Bible.”

Do not Belittle the Uneducated

“Men made books out of the seeds of his own exploration, experimentation and logical evaluation of his experiences thus men does not need to belittle other men whom are lesser educated when books were purely a product of men. Men exists long before books did.
And an uneducated man can always reenact the glorious learning cycle without the dependence on books so long as he bothers to explore, experiment and evaluate his experiences then record everything he learnt without the need to be influenced or be taught by others. All he needs is a brain that is totally functional.
And this same uneducated man can apply everything he learnt by himself to become cleverer if not great even when fate deprives him of the education that simultaneously co-existed during his lifetime.
In my hometown are two such examples- one is a family member, the other, a friend. And both of them became great visionaries and generous philanthropist, if not legends, unlike those with bread and butter and a silver spoon stuck in the mouth that begets nothing but opinions and selfishness. In the international arena, the celebrated Japanese architect Tadao Ando is one of them. And industrial design supremo Philippe Starck.
So, do not belittle uneducated people living in your midst because one day, some or one of them may eventually be greater than you.”

Great Nation

“Poor people can be very rich and at the same time, rich people can be very poor depending on the level of accomplishment, satisfaction and happiness each desires. If everyone is made to feel that their smallest of contribution is important towards the daily life of a nation, if everyone is dedicated to the one craft they are good at that it inspires others to emulate and learn from them, then progress and modernization can be achieved without the fear of culture being lost. That’s what makes a nation great and everyone happy in the end.”