I Don’t Want to Spend The Night With You

A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl replied in a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”

All the students in the library started staring at the guy,

He was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table,

and said with a laugh: “I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.

I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The GUY then responded in a loud voice:

“RM5000/- FOR ONE NIGHT!! ISN’T THAT TOO MUCH?”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered to her:

“I study law and I know how to screw people.”

(Author Unknown)

Castrated

“Doc,” says Steve, “I want to be castrated.”

“What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement.

“It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done” replies Steve.

“But have you thought it through properly?” asks the doctor, “It’s a very serious operation and once it’s done, there’s no going back. It will change your life forever!”

“I’m aware of that and you’re not going to change my mind — either you book me in to be castrated or I’ll simply go to another doctor.”

“Well, OK.”, says the doctor, “But it’s against my better judgment!” So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand.

Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the

same way.

“Hi there,” says Steve,”It looks as if you’ve just had the same operation as me.”

“Well,” said the patient, “I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised.”

Steve stared at him in horror & screamed “Shit! THAT’S THE WORD!

(Author Unknown)