Wireless

BREAKING NEWS

German scientists dug 50 meters down in the ground and discovered small pieces of copper.

After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nation-wide telephone copper wire network !

Russian government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down they found small pieces of glass.

They quickly announced that 35,000 years ago, ancient Russians already had a nationwide fiber optics network !

Malaysian govt decided that they also Boleh. They dug 50 meters, found nothing. Dug 100 meters also nothing.

At 200 meters underground, they still found absolutely nothing. They thought for a while, then happily announced that

Malaysia 50,000 years ago had already gone wireless!

(Author Unknown)

Political Joke

An Indonesian, a Bangladeshi and a Malaysian are in a bar one

night having a beer.

The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

He brags, “In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don’t need to drink from the same one twice.”

The Bangladeshi is obviously impressed. When he finished his beer, he throws his glass

into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, “In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don’t need to drink out of the same glass twice either.”

The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi.

He says “Tiu Nia Ma! In KL we have so many Indons and Banglas that we don’t need to drink with the same ones twice!”..

(No offense to the indons and banglas)

(Political Joke)

(Author Unknown)

Mad Woman

A pilot was transporting a bunch of mad women from Mumbai to a psychiatric facility in Agra.

The mad women were making noise. So, one of them entered The Pilot’s cabin;

MAD WOMAN: Teach me how to fly a plane!

PILOT: I would, but under one condition.

MAD WOMAN: What condition?

PILOT: If only you can get your colleagues to keep quiet.

(5 minutes later, the plane was very quiet!

PILOT: Wow!! How did you get them to keep quiet?

MAD WOMAN: Easy. I opened the emergency door & asked them to go play outside!!!

(Author Unknown)

I Don’t Want to Spend The Night With You

A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl replied in a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”

All the students in the library started staring at the guy,

He was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table,

and said with a laugh: “I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.

I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The GUY then responded in a loud voice:

“RM5000/- FOR ONE NIGHT!! ISN’T THAT TOO MUCH?”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered to her:

“I study law and I know how to screw people.”

(Author Unknown)

Corporate Joke

(A must read for all working professionals)

A woman was in hot air balloon when she realized that she is lost.

She reduced her altitude and she shouted to a man below, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

Man below replied, “You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41° North latitude and 59° West longitude.”

The lady remarked, “You must be an engineer!”

The man asked, “How do you know ?”

The lady replied, “Everything you told me is technically correct but useless, and the fact is that I’m still lost.”

The engineer said, “You must be in Top Management.”

This time it was the lady who asked, “How do you know?”

Engineer :- “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going, and you have no technical knowledge. You made a promise which you’ve no idea how to keep and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems!”

(Author Unknown)

Castrated

“Doc,” says Steve, “I want to be castrated.”

“What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement.

“It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done” replies Steve.

“But have you thought it through properly?” asks the doctor, “It’s a very serious operation and once it’s done, there’s no going back. It will change your life forever!”

“I’m aware of that and you’re not going to change my mind — either you book me in to be castrated or I’ll simply go to another doctor.”

“Well, OK.”, says the doctor, “But it’s against my better judgment!” So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand.

Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the

same way.

“Hi there,” says Steve,”It looks as if you’ve just had the same operation as me.”

“Well,” said the patient, “I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised.”

Steve stared at him in horror & screamed “Shit! THAT’S THE WORD!

(Author Unknown)