The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset
“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried.
How dare you do this to me -a faithful wife, mother of your children!
I am leaving you.
I want a divorce straight away!”
And the husband replied “Hang on just a minute Love, so at least I can tell you what happened.”
“Fine, go ahead,” she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll ever say to me!!
And the husband began -” Well I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and so defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was thin, poorly dressed and dirty.
She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days!
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the chicken curry I made for you last night, which you wouldn’t eat because you are afraid you’ll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in seconds.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed that her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your Anniversary present, which you don’t use because I don’t have good taste.
I went and found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, which you don’t wear just to annoy her, and I also donated the boots you bought at that expensive boutique and don’t use because someone in your office has the same pair”
The husband took a deep breath and continued- “She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, “Please, do you have anything else that your wife DOESN’T USE?”