A man and his wife were in court to file a Divorce.

The problem at hand was who should take possession of their only child, the man or the woman?

The woman jumped up and said… “My Lord, I am the mother of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour alone..”

The judge then turned to the man and said, “She has stated her reason why the child should stay with her. Now is your chance to defend yourself.”

With that, the man said.. “My lord,  I have a question for you. If you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out, does the money belong to you, or the machine?”

(Court adjourned)

(Author Unknown)