Our world ends the minute we allow it to.
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Monthly Archives: January 2013
materialism
Materialism means living inside a gated bungalow that has
everything except the freedom of a house that has no fence.
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be immersed
You are of lesser faith if you think that a stack of printed papers
is a representation of your faith or to a larger extent, your God.
Be immersed in his creation and you will find writings of joy all
over his grandeur.
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cranky
Men can’t handle emotions well. When men gets emotionally upset,
they become cranky! Like an old worn out record player they pissed
on your ears and pierce your eardrums. Then, they pierce your heart.
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airtight
What I like about women is their subtlety. Like a stream they flow
inside of you and fill up every single opening they suspect is likely
going to make obnoxious sounds. What I don’t like about women
is this. After they plugged you in, it is helluva airtight!
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self esteem
A women’s self-esteem
comes from self-assurance
about their appearance first.
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a very strong man
Sometimes it makes me think that God must have
made me a very strong man otherwise how could
I have survived being devoid of so many things
in life yet capable of wantonly pleasuring myself
with the littlest that I am endowed with?
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height of joy
Quite often, people doesn’t realize the height
of their joy until they come face to face with
pain.
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emotional impulse
Man cannot exist on reasonings alone. But
be affected by every unexpected emotional
impulse infected by women.
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Huan Peng Cha Bor
(Version in Hokkien)
Huan Peng Cha Bor Bo Pak Khar
T’ng Snua Cha Bor Bo Cheng Mnua
Huan Peng Cha Bor Bo Tim Eok
T’ng Snua Cha Bor Bo Chiak Lau Hiok
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(Version in English)
The womenfolk of the Southeast doesn’t bind their feet
The womenfolk of China doesn’t wear sarong
The womenfolk of the Southeast doesn’t boil herbal soups
The womenfolk from China doesn’t chew betel leaves..
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About the Proverb/Saying:~.
This traditional Hokkien proverb/saying describes in the most interesting way, the distinct difference between a local Southeast Asian women as opposed to the Chinese Settlers.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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Khun Chneh Khi Lai
(Version in Hokkien)
Khun Chneh
Khi Lai
Say Thau
Buak Hoon
Tiam Ean Chi
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(Version in English)
Wake up
Get up from bed
Comb one’s hair
Powder the face
Put on the lipstick
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About this rhyme:~
This rhyme is a polite wake up call directed to women in the household who are still slumbering when the sun has risen but it is sometimes used on men to enliven their morning! Generally you could see their grin from behind their dishevelled hair when this rhyme is uttered!
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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looking good
The 21st century is all about looking good. While women spends
a fortune on their complexion, men wages war with their bulging
tummy!
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of mangosteens and durians
Women, are like mangosteens.
Smooth skin, cold, richly hued,
juicy and white on the inside.
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Men, are like durians.
Thick-skinned, thorny, smells,
keeps dropping off trees.
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world harmony
Race is not a threat to man but religion is. Because religion strikes at the very
heart of what we term as values and believe and how we live, differences in
practices between these believes creates doubts, arguments, intolerance and
therefore disharmony. Faith is a hinder to world harmony. If you were asked
to give up your religion for the sake of world harmony will you do it?
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hook and sinker
Woman,
If I cast my hook and sinker
~to where you swim~
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will you open your mouth?
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science of calculation
Probability is the denominator used by mathematicians to
weigh chances but it is those who naively disregard the
science of calculation that strikes it rich in the lotteries.
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flirting
Flirting momentarily stops aging and so I suppose it has health
benefits tuning up one’s engine to run that extra mile when
there appears to be already signs of multiple sensory failure.
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tummy flat
Gallant men are no longer as muscled as their ancient
counterparts. To keep them tummy flat is distracting
what used to be top market trend priority.
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women and diamonds
Women loves to be admired, complimented and made
a fuss of so blessed are those men who could dance to
that tune without stepping on her diamond-studded
shoes because man is second choice to women when
compared with diamonds..
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crushed to extinction
Man will eventually be crushed to extinction.
Being weighed down by their own greed and
vanity.
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stop the stares
Women generally prefers older men and older men
generally prefers younger women so why can’t
society stop the whispers and stares?
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human emotions
Humans are emotion controlled.
Emotions are feelings that
prompt our actions be it good
or bad. All things happen
because of it.
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