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Sometimes I wish that the world would
rearrange itself right after I took a deep
breath in front of your doorstep.
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There are seven sins in this world. Sins of
lust, greed, gluttony, pride, anger, vanity
and laziness. Keep them in check and
you’d do just fine. To be sin free means
you must be god himself.
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(Version in Hokkien)
Titi Chow, Titi How
Tui Lai Chit Chiak Tua Long Kow
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Titi Kong, Titi Song
Kong Ka Jip Lo Long
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Titi Boot, Titi Hoot
Hoot Ka Tharng Jip Koot
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Titi Ow, Titi Lau
Lau Ka Jamban Knia Bay Kau
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Titi Lian, Titi Sian
Sit Pai Chiak Kay Kian
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Titi Kong, Titi Lorng
Lorng Ka Tata Lang Bay Torng
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Titi Chiak, Titi Piak
Tien Tien Khi Lorng Piak
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Titi Puak, Titi Uak
Puak Ka Choon Kachuak
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Titi Hiam, Titi Liam
Chooi Gatai Tua Bay Tiam
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Titi Kar, Titi Meh
Ar Si Siang Aneh
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Titi Au, Titi Chau
Kui Jit Ka Lang Tau
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Titi Lai, Titi Phnai
Bay Keh Khi Thiow Hai
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Titi Thak, Titi To
Ow Lai Chiak Sian Thoe
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Titi Sio, Titi Ouar
Khi Kow Bo Hami Khnua
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Titi Ang, Titi Phang
Choot Mniar Kim Tang Tang
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(Version in English)
Carry on running, carry on crying
Cry till the Alsatian chases after you
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Carry on cursing, seems you are enjoying
Let the news spread into some unknown lane
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Carry on beating, carry on bashing
And bash till the injury afflict the bones
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Carry on vomiting, carry on purging
That way you won’t make it to the toilet
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Carry on training, soon you’d get bored
And when you fail, have a bowl of chicken liver
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Carry on knocking, carry on banging
Bang till others loses their patience over you
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Carry on eating, carry on gossiping
And wobble till your head knocks the wall
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Carry on gambling, that will keep you alert
And gamble till you are left with nothing but cockroaches
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Carry on criticizing, carry on complaining
Since your mouth is itchy and can’t stop cursing
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Carry on teaching, carry on scolding
Still it will make no difference
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Carry on frowning, carry on scowling
Whole day telling others about the untruths
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As time passes by, carry on going from bad to worse
And if you don’t change, better jump into the sea
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Carry on studying, carry on rolling
And your future will be rewarded with nectarines
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Carry on procrastinating, carry on delaying
When you arrive, there is nothing left to see
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Carry on being popular and brilliant
And you’d be really famous with gold as your reward.
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About this Rhyme:~
This is a funny Hokkien Rhyme. The word “titi” could be interpreted as “carry on”, “keep on” or “the more you” depending on the situation and so this rhyme could be used either as an advisory or in a spiteful provocative way. This 15 stanza rhyme could be recited singly or collectively in a class.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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(Version in Hokkien)
Lu Khnua Wa Ho
Wa Khnua Lu Ho
Sim Lai Huan Lo
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Lu Khnua Wa Gau
Wa Khnua Lu Gau
Nor Lay Huan Chu Thau
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Lu Khnua Wa Ho Giak
Wa Khnua Lu Ho Giak
Nor Lay Ar Si Chay’ng Khar Khiak
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Lu Khnua Wa Chnua
Wa Khnua Lu Chnua
Nor Lay Bo Ai Uwa
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Lu Khnua Wa Lau
Wa Khnua Wa Lau
Nor Lay Peh Chap Ar Buay Kau
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Lu Khnuar Wa Phnai
Wa Khnua Lu Phnai
Tu Tiok Bo Ai Ch’ai
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Lu Khnua Wa Ay
Wa Khnua Lu Ay
Ai Bin Bay Phai Say
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Lu Khnua Wa Beng
Wa Khnua Beng
NOr Lay Ar Si Kay Bo Heng
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Lu Khnua Wa Swee
Wa Khnua Lu Swee
Swee Ka Hna Tiok Kwee
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Lu Khnua Wa Tai
Wa Khnua Lu Tai
Ho Kuay Lang Bebai
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(Version in English)
You think I am doing well
I think you are doing well
But both are worried sick!
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You think I am clever
I think you are clever
But both are potato heads!
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You think I am rich
I think you are rich
But both of us are still wearing clogs
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You think I am proud
I think you are proud
We both shun one another
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You think I am old
I think you are old
But both of us haven’t reach eighty!
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You think I am evil
I think you are evil
Ignoring each other when we meet
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You think I am capable
I think you are capable
Boastful and thick skinned we both are
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You think I am brave
I think you are brave
But we are both cowards
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You think I am pretty
I think you are pretty
Pretty till we scare the ghosts easily
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You think I am foolish
I think you are foolish
But at least both of us are not snobbish!
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About this Rhyme/Saying:~
This is perhaps the and most entertaining and comical of all the Hokkien Rhymes. It speaks of persona and how it conceals reality and affects the impression others have of you. The word “bebai” means “snobbish” or “to be aloof when interacting with others”.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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(Version in Hokkien)
Oo Lang Khnua Looi Aneh Tang
Giar Lai Chni Loh Khang, Ah Si Siew Ti Ang
Chit Looi Pian Nor Looi, Siew Ka Kooi Tua Tooi
Chay Lai Siong Ee Pun Sim Khnua Khooi
Oo Si Phoe Lai Chiak
Oo Si Larm Lai Khoon
Thniar Tiok Lang Ay Ch’u Jip Ch’art, Khar Chiew Choon
Mm Bart Thnia Kong Hiam Looi Chay
Jit Si Um Meh Tooi Ka Chay
Mm Bart Kong Chit Lay Looi La Sarm
Long Kow Khiok Khi Lai Tarm Tarm
Na Si Looi Puak Loak Khi Sampah Thang
Khar Kin Khiok Khi Lai Bay Sai Pang
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(Version in English)
There are those who are obsessed with money
Hoarding it in dug up grounds, or in stoneware vessels
One cent multiply to two, hoarding and piling it up
Sitting and staring at it appeases their heart and senses
Sometimes they cradle it in their arms when they are having a meal
Sometimes they hug it to sleep
When they hear about a house break-in, their hands and feet would also shiver
Never do they ever say they have enough
Day and night they hope to earn some more
Never have they thought that money is dirty
Even when they were picked up from the drain
If the money were to drop into the trash bin
It would be instantly salvaged by all means!
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About this Rhyme/Saying:~
This Hokkien Rhyme/Saying speaks about money and how certain types of people are so obsessed with it.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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(Version in Hokkien)
Peh Hoon Sien, Tiam Tiam Khi Gien
Kha Charm Soak Ah Phien
Lang Sien Sien, Thau Lien Lien
Tisi Ay Kai Pien
Khar Tang Tang, Bak Chew Ang Ang
Tisi Ka Sniau Buek Pang
Arn Chnua Cho Lang Ay Aneh Gong
Siang Ka Sang Khi Karm Loh Bong
Kharn Kharn Khor Khor Peh Bo Ch’i
Tong Kim Lu Khi Hai Ka Ki
Nor Lay Kong Tiok Nah Ow Tni
Tui Ee Lang Mana Kuay Ay Khi
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(Version in English)
Heroin addict, regularly you are in fits
Worse than the opium addicts
Always lethargic, head never stop swirling
When then can you repent?
Your leg feels heavy, your eyes are bloodshot
When then would you be able to let it go?
Why are you so foolish?
It is as if you are already inside the grave
Your parents raised you up in all hardship
But today you are ruining yourself
Both your parents cannot accept this fact
So how could you treat them so heartlessly?
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About this Rhyme:~
This is a Hokkien Rhyme/Saying about the dangers of heroin addiction. This rhyme is self explained.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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(Version in Hokkien)
Long Ee Long Toak
Khui Ch’wooi Luan Chu Choak
Mm Sai Aneh Tau
Aneh Bo Kio Gau
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(Version in English)
Bang chairs bang tables
Cursing as he opens his mouth
One needn’t be arrogant nor proud
This is not what we call clever!
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About this Rhyme/Saying:~
This is a Hokkien Rhyme/Saying. It advises one to refrain from displaying their agitation because there are better ways to resolve issues, disputes or problems.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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(Version in Hokkien)
Mm Knar Khui Bak Chiu
Bin Kaik Ka Eu Eu
Pang Ay Ch’ut, Kui Lang Song
Pang Bay Ch’ut, Kio Tolong
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(Version in English)
Dare not open his eyes
Frowning up his face
What a relieve when his stools appear
Crying for help when it did not!
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About this Rhyme:~
This is a grose Hokkien Rhyme. It describes one’s toilet business in a jest.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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(Version in Hokkien)
Puak Kiau Kooi
Looi Khi Bay Toak T’wni
Puak Tua Kiau
Su Ka Liau Liau Liau
Khiam Lang Looi
Char Khi Um Meh Hor Lang Tooi
Sniau Bay Khooi
Sor Buay Thiau Tham Phooi
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(Version in English)
Addicted gambler
Your money went and never return
Big time gambling
Loses everything
Owing people money
Letting people chase after you day and night
When there is no way out
In the end you jumped into the spittoon!
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About this Rhyme:~
This Hokkien Rhyme warns about the danger of gambling and how one may lose one’s fortune if one is engrossed in this unhealthy habit.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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(Version in Hokkien)
Khar Ch’nui Ang Ang
Pang Phui Phang Phang
Thau Khak Hang Hang
Thau Mor Chang Chang
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(Version in English)
Crimson buttocks
Sweet scented flatulence
Feverish head
Hair stood on end!
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About this Rhyme:~
This is yet another meaningless Hokkien Rhyme recited to past time to amuse oneself or the company one is in.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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(Version in Hokkien)
Ah Ko Bay Ark Nooi
Ah So Bay Tharm Phooi
Ah Tniau Gau Pang Phooi
Ah Kor Chuan Tua Khooi
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(Version in English)
Brother in law sells duck eggs
Sister in law sells spittoons
Mom’s brother in law farts excessively
Dad’s sister sighs away her displeasure!
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About this Rhyme:~
This is a meaningless Hokkien Rhyme.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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(Version in Hokkien)
Tua Sniar Po, Loh Phoe So
Gia Hor Snuar, Kh’ui Chit Pnuar
Cheng Salung, Cheng Kuantay ay
Khnuar Tiok Hami, Mm Kam Bay
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(Version in English)
Loud-mouthed lady, went a-roaming in town
Holding a half opened parasol
Wearing her sarong, and her heels
Whatever she is eyeing, she dare not buy!
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About this Rhyme:~
This Hokkien Rhyme pokes fun at a certain loud-mouthed lady all clad in fashionable “nyonya” attire and seen roaming the streets. There is no hidden meaning to this rhyme.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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(Version in Hokkien)
Sampat Ee Sampat Thong
Ai Ka Lang Luan Chu Kong
Aneh Gong Tua Tai
Ha Lang Ch’io Ka Mm Chai
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(Version in English)
Aged aunties are erratic
Loves to spread rumours
Why are they so foolish
Aren’t they aware they are being ridiculed?
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About this Rhyme/Saying:~
This Hokkien Rhyme/Saying describes the traits of certain people who went about gossiping without realizing the consequences of their actions.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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(Version in Hokkien)
Suka Ka Kuay Thow Jip Sim
Tui Bay Tiok Sor Khi Siow Kin
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(Version in English)
Being so seriously devoted
When not reciprocated, became delirious.
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About this Rhyme/Proverb/Saying:~
This Hokkien Rhyme/Proverb/Saying describes the ways of some people who cannot accept no for an answer when it comes to courtship.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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(Version in Hokkien)
Niau Jin Ch’u
Bo Jin Ch’u Choo
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(Version in English)
A cat recognizes it’s home
Rather than the owner of the house it resided upon.
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About this Rhyme/Proverb/Saying:~
This Hokkien Rhyme/Proverb/Saying makes one aware that there are certain classes of people that knows not what gratefulness is.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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(Version in Hokkien)
Knia Kiam Kor
Kniar Phnai Lor
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(Version in English)
When children are not attended to
They will end up in the wrong path.
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About this Rhyme/Proverb/Saying:~
This Hokkien Rhyme/Proverb/Saying speaks about the importance of parents devoting their time, care and attention towards their kids so that they would walk the correct path.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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(Version in Hokkien)
Chiak Ka Por
Lau Lai Cho Chor
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(Version in English)
To eat healthily
Ensures longevity.
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About this Rhyme/Proverb/Saying:~
This Hokkien Rhyme/Proverb/Saying talks about preserving one’s vitality well into the old age through the regular consumption of traditional herbs and medicines to boost one’s immunity.
The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..
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