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Titi Chow, Titi How

(Version in Hokkien)

Titi Chow, Titi How

Tui Lai Chit Chiak Tua Long Kow

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Titi Kong, Titi Song

Kong Ka Jip Lo Long

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Titi Boot, Titi Hoot

Hoot Ka Tharng Jip Koot

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Titi Ow, Titi Lau

Lau Ka Jamban Knia Bay Kau

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Titi Lian, Titi Sian

Sit Pai Chiak Kay Kian

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Titi Kong, Titi Lorng

Lorng Ka Tata Lang Bay Torng

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Titi Chiak, Titi Piak

Tien Tien Khi Lorng Piak

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Titi Puak, Titi Uak

Puak Ka Choon Kachuak

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Titi Hiam, Titi Liam

Chooi Gatai Tua Bay Tiam

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Titi Kar, Titi Meh

Ar Si Siang Aneh

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Titi Au, Titi Chau

Kui Jit Ka Lang Tau

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Titi Lai, Titi Phnai

Bay Keh Khi Thiow Hai

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Titi Thak, Titi To

Ow Lai Chiak Sian Thoe

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Titi Sio, Titi Ouar

Khi Kow Bo Hami Khnua

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Titi Ang, Titi Phang

Choot Mniar Kim Tang Tang

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(Version in English)

Carry on running, carry on crying

Cry till the Alsatian chases after you

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Carry on cursing, seems you are enjoying

Let the news spread into some unknown lane

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Carry on beating, carry on bashing

And bash till the injury afflict the bones

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Carry on vomiting, carry on purging

That way you won’t make it to the toilet

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Carry on training, soon you’d get bored

And when you fail, have a bowl of chicken liver

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Carry on knocking, carry on banging

Bang till others loses their patience over you

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Carry on eating, carry on gossiping

And wobble till your head knocks the wall

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Carry on gambling, that will keep you alert

And gamble till you are left with nothing but cockroaches

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Carry on criticizing, carry on complaining

Since your mouth is itchy and can’t stop cursing

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Carry on teaching, carry on scolding

Still it will make no difference

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Carry on frowning, carry on scowling

Whole day telling others about the untruths

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As time passes by, carry on going from bad to worse

And if you don’t change, better jump into the sea

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Carry on studying, carry on rolling

And your future will be rewarded with nectarines

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Carry on procrastinating, carry on delaying

When you arrive, there is nothing left to see

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Carry on being popular and brilliant

And you’d be really famous with gold as your reward.

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About this Rhyme:~

This is a funny Hokkien Rhyme. The word “titi” could be interpreted as “carry on”, “keep on” or “the more you” depending on the situation and so this rhyme could be used either as an advisory or in a spiteful provocative way. This 15 stanza rhyme could be recited singly or collectively in a class.

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of  life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Lu Khnua Wa, Wa Khnua Lu

(Version in Hokkien)

Lu Khnua Wa Ho

Wa Khnua Lu Ho

Sim Lai Huan Lo

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Lu Khnua Wa Gau

Wa Khnua Lu Gau

Nor Lay Huan Chu Thau

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Lu Khnua Wa Ho Giak

Wa Khnua Lu Ho Giak

Nor Lay Ar Si Chay’ng Khar Khiak

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Lu Khnua Wa Chnua

Wa Khnua Lu Chnua

Nor Lay Bo Ai Uwa

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Lu Khnua Wa Lau

Wa Khnua Wa Lau

Nor Lay Peh Chap Ar Buay Kau

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Lu Khnuar Wa Phnai

Wa Khnua Lu Phnai

Tu Tiok Bo Ai Ch’ai

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Lu Khnua Wa Ay

Wa Khnua Lu Ay

Ai Bin Bay Phai Say

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Lu Khnua Wa Beng

Wa Khnua Beng

NOr Lay Ar Si Kay Bo Heng

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Lu Khnua Wa Swee

Wa Khnua Lu Swee

Swee Ka Hna Tiok Kwee

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Lu Khnua Wa Tai

Wa Khnua Lu Tai

Ho Kuay Lang Bebai

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(Version in English)

You think I am doing well

I think you are doing well

But both are worried sick!

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You think I am clever

I think you are clever

But both are potato heads!

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You think I am rich

I think you are rich

But both of us are still wearing clogs

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You think I am proud

I think you are proud

We both shun one another

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You think I am old

I think you are old

But both of us haven’t reach eighty!

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You think I am evil

I think you are evil

Ignoring each other when we meet

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You think I am capable

I think you are capable

Boastful and thick skinned we both are

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You think I am brave

I think you are brave

But we are both cowards

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You think I am pretty

I think you are pretty

Pretty till we scare the ghosts easily

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You think I am foolish

I think you are foolish

But at least both of us are not snobbish!

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About this Rhyme/Saying:~

This is perhaps the and most entertaining and comical of all the Hokkien Rhymes. It speaks of persona and how it conceals reality and affects the impression others have of you. The word “bebai” means “snobbish” or “to be aloof when interacting with others”.

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These proverbs and sayings has always been a guide and lesson to the many who has never been to school so as to help them steer well in the river of  life and in a way, it seeks to retell their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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