Li Kong Kiu Kiu Tan

(Version in Hokkien)

Li Kong Kiu Kiu Tan

Amah Puak Lo Charn

Ah Kong Chow Khi Kharn

Amah Kong Boe Siang Karn.

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(Version in English)

The thunder keeps on roaring

Grandma fell into the paddy field

Grandpa ran to helped her up

But grandma said she’s alright..

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About this rhyme:~

This is a very short yet fun to recite because it rhymes all the way in its original lingo.

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Buah Lam Bay

(1st Version in Hokkien)

Buah Lam Bay, Buah Langsat

Ang Mor Char Bor Gia Tongkat

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(1st Version in English)

Rambai fruit, Langsat fruit (local fruits)

English woman carrying a walking stick.

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(2nd Version in Hokkien)

Buah Chiku, Buah Lam Bay

Ba Li Tung, Ba Li Lei!

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(2nd Version in English)

Chiku fruit, Rambai fruit (local fruits)

Spiral shaped snails, they cluster together!

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About this rhyme:~

This is a very short rhyme, meaningless but catchy to recite.

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Ah Phong

(Version in Hokkien)

Ah Phong

Phong Tio Jilotong

Jilotong Tiok Huay Sio

Ah Phong Pien Char Sio

Char Sio Hor Lang Chiak

Ah Phong Pien Khar Khiak

Khar Khiak Hor Lang Cheng

Ah Phong Pien Cheng

Cheng Hor Lang Phien

Ah Phong Pien Batman

Batman Toh

Ah Phong Chay Motor

Motor Peng

Ah Phong Chay Tok Teng

Tok Teng Si Ki Khar

Ah Phong Tua Lam Phar.

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(Version in English)

Ah Phong (person’s name)

Bloating all the way to Jelutong (Jelutong is a district in Penang)

After Jelutong was razed in a fire

Ah Phong became barbequed meat

Barbequed meat to be given for others to eat

Ah Phong became clogs

While the clogs are given away for others to wear

Ah Phong became a gun

The gun was then hijacked

and Ah Phong became Batman (a western cartoon superhero)

After Batman collapses

Ah Phong sat on a motorcycle

After the motorbike overturned

Ah Phong sat on a table

The table altogether has four legs

Ah Phong possesses enlarged testicles.

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About this rhyme:~

Obviously, this rhyme is as old as “batman” himself but centers around a character named “Ah Phong”. The word “Ah” is colloquial and it is a form of address that comes before every name like how one uses the word “Mister”. The word “Phong” means “swell” or “bloated” . As usual, there is an uncanny absurdity that makes this rhyme puzzling.

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Kay Po Chni

(1st Version in Hokkien)

Kay Po Chni

Snar Uar Ee

Chiak Bo Kau

Ko Chai Thni.

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(1st Version in English)

Busybody Spirit

Three bowls of glutinous rice balls (local sweet soup)

Still not enough

Again ask for another helping.

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(2nd Version in Hokkien)

Kay Po Chni

Sampat Ee

Chiak Bo Kau

Ko Chai Thni.

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(2nd Version in English)

Busybody spirit

Ignorant aunty

Still not enough

Again ask for another helping.

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(3rd Version in Hokkien)

Kay Po Chni

Sampat Ee

Bo Larng Chiak

Kar Ki Thni.

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(3rd Version in English)

Busybody spirit

Ignorant aunty

No one eats

Serving oneself with another helping.

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(4th Version in Hokkien)

Kay Po Chni

Tiam Ean Chi

Ean Chi Ang

Pek Chieu Chang

Chieu Chang Toe

Chay Mo Toe

Mo Toe Peng

Khar Ch’ooi Cheng.

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(3rd Version in English)

Busybody spirit

Puts on the lipstick

The lipstick is red in color

Climbs up the tree

The tree fell

Sits on a motorcycle

The motorcycle overturned

Busybody has his buttocks swollen!

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About this rhyme:~

This rhyme pokes fun at busybodies or those who stick their noses into others affair, a trait that seldom people approve of. It is also used to vent anger at uninvited guest/gatecrashers.

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Tua Pui

(1st Version in Hokkien)

Tua Pui, Tua Lok Lok

Pang Sai, Lo Chua Lok

Tua Pui, Tua Hai Hai

Si Liow, Bo Lang Chai!

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(1st Version in English)

Fatty, big and clumsy

You shit into the paper bag

Fatty, big and stout

If you die, nobody knows!

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(2nd Version in Hokkien)

Tua Pui, Tua Hai Hai

Siak Si, Bo Lang Chai

Tua Pui, Tua Lok Lok

Pang Sai, Tey Chua Lok!

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(2nd Version in English)

Fatty, big and stout

If you fall and die, nobody knows

Fatty, big and clumsy

Your shit is kept inside the paper bag!

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(3rd Version in Hokkien)

Tua Pui, Tua Lok Lok

Pang Sai, Lo Chua Lok

Chua Lok Tay Bay Liow

Tua Pui Chiak Ka Liow!

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(3rd Version in English)

Fatty, big and stout

Your shit went into the paper bag

Paper bag cannot contain it all

Fatty ate it all up!

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About this rhyme:~

Similar to “Gong Lang” in some lines, this rhyme pokes fun at stout people but almost always it is said in jest..

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Thoo Lu

(Version in Hokkien)

Thoo Lu, Thoo Lu

Bey Bi, Uar Hwan Chu

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(Version in English)

Baldy, Baldy

Sell rice in exchange for sweet potatoes.

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About this rhyme:~

This is a traditional Hokkien rhyme pokes fun at bald people..

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Khok Hiak Char Bor

(Version in Hokkien)

Khok Hiak Char Bor Chuay Hu Jin

Cheng Khok Kim, Ow Khok Gin

Khok Hiak Char Bor Chuay Hu Jin

Cheng Khok Kim, Ow Khok Poh

Khok Hiak Char Bor, Bo Tharn Tho.

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(Version in English)

Women with receding forehead is most elegant

In front she spins gold, at the rear, silver

Women with receding forehead is most elegant

In front she spins gold, at the rear, precious things

Woman with receding foreheads is hard to come by!

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About the Proverb/Saying:~

This is a traditional Hokkien Ditty in praise of  “Khok Hiak Char Bor” or “women with receding foreheads” as they are known to be very elegant, enterprising and successful~ a rare gem much appreciated by our forefathers.

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Yankee, Yankee

(1st Version in Hokkien)

Yankee, Yankee

Thow Mor Chang Chang

Tey Ya Khang Khang

Chiak Pnui Or Phi Khang

Mata Giu Thow Chang!

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(1st Version in English)

Yankee, Yankee (calling someone by the name)

With spiky hair

And empty pockets

Eats rice while digging his nose

The policeman pulls his ponytail hair!

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(2nd Version in Hokkien)

Yankee, Yankee

Thow Mor Chang Chang

Tey Ya Khang Khang

Chiak Par Or Phi Khang

Mata Liak To Kio Em Thang!

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(2nd Version in English)

Yankee, Yankee

With spiky Hair

And empty pockets

After eating he digs his nose

When the police arrested him, he pleaded!

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About this rhyme:~

Most rhymes like this retells of actual happenings and tragedies that occur in olden day Penang and I suspected this man must have once been a legendary ruffian sporting a strange hairstyle albeit to have a rhyme commemorating his arrest.

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Phar Bi Ko Ean Tang Lor

(1st Version in Hokkien)

Phar Bi Ko

Ean Tang Lor

Chin Keh Kong

Chneh Mm Po

Gia Teik Ko

Ban Siang Thoe

Ban Chit Liap Ang

Sang Tniau Larng

Barn Chit Liap Chneh

Sang Sin Seh

Barn Chit Liap Or

Sang Ah Kor

Ah Kor Olo Hoe

Ah Ko Chuar Ah So

Ah So Swee Giang Giang

Ang Ay Chap Ji Siang.

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(1st Version in English)

Sweet Glutinous Cake

Brass Censer

Grandpa of the in-laws

Grandma of the in-laws

Carry a bamboo pole

To pick some peaches

Pluck a red fruit

A gift to your in-law

Pluck a green fruit

A gift to your teacher

Pluck a black fruit

A gift for your auntie

Your auntie is pleased with your gift

Your uncle proposes to your auntie

Your auntie is very pretty

Besides owning twelve pairs of red shoes..

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(2nd Version in Hokkien)

Phar Bi Ko

Ean Tang Lor

Phar Lu Eh Chneh Mm Po

Gia Kow Ee

Barn Eow Thoe

Eow Thoe Tnee

Barn Lean chee

Lean chee Ang

Kio Kow Kar Tniau Lang.

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(2nd Version in English)

Sweet Glutinous Cake

Brass Censer

Beat up your grandmother-in-law

Stood up on a chair

To pluck some star fruits

The star fruit is sweet

Pluck some lychee

The lychee is red(meaning ripe)

Provoke the dogs to bite the in-laws..

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(3rd Version in Hokkien)

Phar Bi Ko

Ean Tang Lo

Chneh Mm Po

Gia Kow Ee

Barn Phu Toe

Phu Toe Tnee

Barn Lean chee

Lean chee Ang

Ginna Phak Tua Lang.

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(3rd Version in English)

Sweet Glutinous Cake

Brass Censer

Mother-in-law

Carries the chair

Pluck some grapes

Grapes are sweet

Pluck some lychees

The lychees are red(meaning ripe)

Children beats the adults..

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(4th Version in Hokkien)

Phar Bi Ko

PharTang Lo

Tang Lo Say

See Kor Say

Chneh Mm Po

Gia Kow Ee

Bun Phu Toe

Phu Toe Sneh

Sarng Sin Sneh

Sin Sneh O Lo Ho

Ah Ko Chuar Ah So

Ah So Swee Yang Yang

Ang Ay Chap Pay Siang!

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(4th Version in English)

Sweet Glutinous Cake

Beat the brass cymbal

The cymbal is small

Young fourth aunt

Mother in law

Pluck some grapes

Grapes grew

Gave it to the teacher

The teacher is full of praises

Brother weds a wife

A very pretty wife indeed

Owns eighteen pairs of red shoes!

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About this rhyme:~

Rhymes of this nature are like poems. Though most of them showcases actual happenings of the past, the puzzling ones serve well in linguistic recital practice..

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Hong Lai Hong Khi

(Version in Hokkien)

Hong Lai Hong Lai

Chit Lui Hor Lu Beh Ong Lai

Hong Khi Hong Khi

Chit Lui Hor Lu Beh Ang Kee

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(Version in English)

Wind come! Wind come!

One cent for you to buy pineapples!

Wind go! wind go!

One cent for you to buy persimmons!

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About this rhyme:~

This rhyme recollects the currency value of centuries ago where pineapples and persimmons could be bought with just one cent!

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Papa Lang

(1st Version in Hokkien)

Papa Lang

Lang Ting Tang

Si Kin Tang

Apek Beh Bak Chang

Bak Chang Beh Bo Liow

Apek Chiak Ka liow!

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(1st Version in English)

Dragonfly

Lang Ting Tang (A Sanxian- type of Chinese stringed instrument)

Four catties in weight

Old man sells rice dumplings

As for those that are left unsold

The old man finished it all by himself!

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(2nd Version in Hokkien)

Papa Lang

Si Kin Tang

Chiak Bak Chang

Sai Bay Pang!

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(2nd Version in English)

Dragonfly

Four catties in weight

Eat rice dumplings

Makes you constipate!

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About this rhyme/ditty:~

This rhyme/ditty is about “Bak Chang” or rice dumplings. Rice dumplings are made from glutinous rice wrapped in bamboo leaves left to steam in stacks of bamboo steamers. The end result is a steaming hot sticky recipe not encourage to be indulge in excessively as they are believed to conjest the digestive passageway and excessive consumption does make one sleepy in the afternoon! “Papa Lang” is also a traditional childhood game where one tags the other by the waist or shoulder forming a train like formation while chanting this ditty

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Choot Jit Loh Hor

(Version in Hokkien)

Choot Jit Loh Hor

Thai Tu Peng Tor

Khit Chiak Ar Chow Boe Lor

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(Version in English)

Sunshine with intermittent rain

The butchers will turn over their bellies

And the beggars will hastily run away!

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About this rhyme:~

This rhyme speaks about unpredictable weather and how it affects business. Rain of this nature is also known to make people sick hence it is best to avoid it!

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Um Po Cheh

(1st Version in Hokkien)

Um Po Cheh

Khow Lay Lay

Khow Snia Tai

Khow Beh Keh

Keh Toe Loke

Keh Ow Piak Kow

Ow Piak Kow Chow Huay Hoon

Keh Hor Cheong Koon

Cheong Koon Bay Leik Tow

Keh Hor O

O Beh Thye

Keh Hor Siew Chye

Siew Chye Beh Tiong Ki

Keh Hor Niow Chu

Niow Chu Beh Chng Lai Khang

Keh Hor Tio Hu Ang

Tio Hu Ang Beh Tio Hu

Keh Hor Chan Chu

Charn Chu Beh Thai Hair

Keh Hor Chooi Thang

Chooi Thang Beh Kun Chooi

Keh Hor Sau Chiu

Sau Chiu Beh Sau Tay

Keh Hor Beh Chap Huay

Beh Chap Huay Beh Lelong

Keh Hor Sai Kong

Sai Kong Beh Liam Keng

Keh Hor Leng

Leng Beh Choot

Keh Hor Nui

Nui Beh Tok

Keh Hor Gulu Lok Su

Gulu Lok Su Beh Sio Tu

Keh Hor Bey Bar Chee Hu

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(1st Version in English)

Cicada is grieving

Why are you grieving?

Grieving to be married?

Married to who?

Married to the back drain?

But the drain smells burnt

Why not the general then?

General buys some mung beans

Why not the oyster then?

But the oyster needs to be cooked

Why not the scholar then?

But the scholar needs to sit for his exams

Why not the rat then?

But the rats needs to burrow

Why not the fisherman then?

But the fisherman needs to go out to sea

Why not the bull frogs then?

But the bull frog needs to prepare the prawns

Why not the beer barrel then?

But the beer barrel is for brewing

Why not the broom then?

But the broom needs to sweep

Why not the grocer then?

But the grocery shop is now having a sale

Why not the medium then?

But the medium needs to perform his prayers

Why not the breast then?

But the breast needs to be suckled

Why not the eggs then?

But the eggs need to be sliced

Why not the pig cage then?

But the pig cage strangles the pigs

Why not your brother-in-law who is a butcher then!

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(2nd Version in Hokkien)

Um Po Cheh

Khow Ai Ai

Khow Snia Tai

Khow Beh Keh

Keh Hor Chui Chui

Keh Chiew Buay

Chiew Buay Beh Eo Hong

Keh Hor Sai Kong

Sai Kong Buek Liam Keng

Keh Hor Leng

Leng Buek Tnui

Keh Hor Nui

Nui Buek Tok

Keh Hor Chek

Chek Buek Thak

Keh Hor Bak

Bak Buek Buar

Keh Hor Chua

Chua Buek Liak

Keh Hor Khar Khiak

Khar Khiak Buek Cheng

Keh Hor Cheng

Cheng Boh Ean..

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(2ndVersion in English)

Cicada is grieving

Why are you grieving?

Grieving to be married?

Married to who?

How about the inflorescence then?

But the inflorescence needs to sway to the wind

Why not the medium then?

But the medium needs to perform his prayers

Why not the milk then?

But the milk needs to be weened

Why not the egg then?

But the eggs need to be sliced

Why not the book then?

But the book needs to study

Why not the ink then?

But the inkstone needs to be grounded

Why not the snake then?

But the snake needs to be caught

Why not the clogs then?

But the clogs needs to be worn

Why not the gun then?

But there is no smoke emitting from the gun..

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(3rd Version in Hokkien)

Um Po Cheh

Khow Ai Ai

Khow Snia Tai

Buek Chiak Chai

Chai Boh Heok

Khoon Phua Chiok

Chiok Oo Kharng

Chiak Bi Pharng

Bi Pharng Kau

Chiak Thor Tau

Thor Tau Teng

Koay Hor Teng

Hor Teng Kuan

Chiak Sng Uan

Sng Uan Layng

Phuay Geng Geng

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(3rd Version in English)

Cicada sadly grieving

Why do you grieve?

Craving for vegetables

But the vegetables has no leaves

Sleeping on a soiled mat

But the mat has a hole

Eat the rice crackers then

But the rice cracker is thick

Eat the groundnuts then

But the groundnuts are hard

So I crossed over the threshold

But the threshold is high

So I sucked on ice balls

But the ice balls are cold

So I eat it with longans..

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About this rhyme:~

“Um Po Cheh” literally mean “Cicada” is one rhyme that explains the triviality of finding the right marriage partner.

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Peh Bak Bai

(1st Version in Hokkien)

Ang Kong Sai

Peh Bak Bai

Bo Lang Chnia

Kar Ki Lai

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(1st Version in English)

God’s Medium (holy men)

With white eye brows

No one invited you

Yet you came!

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(2nd Version in Hokkien)

Thor Tay Kong

Peh Bak Bai

Bo Lang Chnia

Kar Ki Lai

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(2nd Version in English)

God of Earth (a deity)

With white eye brows

No one invited you

Yet you came!

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About this rhyme:~

“Peh Bak Bai” or “White Eye Brows” speaks about gatecrashers. The Thor Tay Kong or “God of Earth” as expressed in the second version is one of the many revered deities that a practicing Taoist believed in..

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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It Pang Kay

(Version in Hokkien)

It Pang Kay

Ji Pang Ak

Snar Pun Chuay

Si Sio Thar

Goh Phar Heng

Lak Phar Chiu

Chit Pien Khew

Peh Bong Phni

Kow Kar Hi

Chap Phar Khar

Chap It Long Chong Sar

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(1st Version in English)

The first rears chickens

Second rears ducks

Third blows the horn

Fourth stacks some stuffs

Fifth beats his chest

Sixth clap hands

Seventh got all wrinkled

Eight touches his nose

Ninth(dog) bite the ears

Tenth beat the legs

Eleventh grabs all..

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About this rhyme:~

This rhyme revolves around one man’s offspring hence all the differing characters..

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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It Leh It Thay Thay

(1st Version in Hokkien)

It Leh It Thay Thay

Ji Leh Chang Khar Chay

Snar Leh Oo Bi Chu

Si Leh Oo Tharn Thay

Goh Leh Goh Iak Iak

Lak Leh Choe Khit Chiak

Chit Leh Keng

Peh Leh Poo

Kow Leh Chng Heng Khoo

Chap Leh Tiong Chin Soo

Chap It Beh Bor Choe Tua Ku

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(1st Version in English)

The first is irresponsible

The second is always busy

The third has rice to cook

The fourth has time to rest

The fifth is temperamental

The Sixth is a beggar

The seventh is poor

The eight is wealthy

The ninth is always regretful

The tenth is a scholar

The eleventh knows no shame..

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(2nd Version in Hokkien)

It Leh It Thay Thay

Ji Leh Thow Liak Kay

Snar Leh Oo Bi Chu

Si Leh Oo Pnui Chuay

Goh Leh Goh Iak Iak

Lak Leh Choe Khit Chiak

Chit Leh Keng

Peh Leh Poo

Kow Leh Kim Cheng Koo

Chap Leh Tong Chin Soo

Chap It Beh Bor Choe Tua Ku

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(2ndVersion in English)

The first is irresponsible

The second steals chicken

The third has rice to cook

The fourth has abundance

The fifth is temperamental

The sixth is a beggar

The seventh is poor

The eight is prosperous

The ninth has a golden mortar and pestle

The tenth is a scholar

The eleventh knows no shame..

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About this rhyme:~

This rhyme is about the story of a man with many sons, each with a different personality.

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Sin Neow Hor Huay Sio

(Version in Hokkien)

Sin Neow Hor Huay Sio

Knia Sai Puak Lo Kio

Chin Keh Chneh Mm How How Kio

Tiok Bay Chai

Tiok Bey Bay Kiam Chai

Kiam Chai Eya Bey Bay

Khi Chiak Lau Chim Poe Eh Khar Chnooi Phay

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(Version in English)

Bride perished in a fire

Groom jumps from the bridge

The in-laws was seen grieving

We must buy vegetables

We need to buy salted vegetables

Salted vegetables hasn’t been bought

Go and eat the skin of your grandaunts buttock..

About this rhyme:~

Sin Neow Hor Huay Sio is a rhyme not commonly recited. It speaks of tragedy yet the last line sounded strange..

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Liew Liew Liew

(1st Version in Hokkien)

Liew Liew Liew

Heh Bo Chiew

Chia Kay Bah

Oon Tow Eu

Chiak Tin Na

Lau Bak Eu!

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(1st Version in English)

Shame! shame! shame!

Prawns without whiskers!

Eating chicken meat

With soy sauce

Beaten with a cane

Shed tears!

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(2nd Version in Hokkien)

Liew Liew Liew

Heh Bo Chiew

Chia Kay Bah

Oon Tow Eu

Chiak Si Kay

Boh Liam Tor

Chiak Si Niau Choo Buay

Bo Cheng Khor

Chow Khi Ow Buay Lor

Thow Th’ng Khor!

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(1st Version in English)

Shame! shame! shame!

Prawns without whiskers!

Eating chicken meat

With soy sauce

Eating dead chicken

Without removing the innards

Eating dead rat’s tails

Without wearing your trousers

Went to the backlane

Pretend to remove your trousers!

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About this rhyme/ditty:~

Similar to “Sun Kiew Kiew“, Liew Liew Liew is commonly heard in street games when we laugh at others shameful silliness, all in the name of fun!

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Um Mong Mong

(1st Version in Hokkien)

Um Mong Mong

Niow Chu Kong

Amah Phar Ah Kong

Ah Kong Peh Khi Chang

Amah Chuey Bo Lang

Ah Kong Jiang Chit Snia

Amah Tio Chneh Knia!

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(1st Version in English)

A dark night

Grandfather rat

Grandma beat up grandpa

Grandpa took refuge up on the tree

Grandma couldn’t find him

Grandpa shouts so loud

Grandma was so shocked!

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(2nd Version in Hokkien)

Um Mong Mong

Niow Chu Kong

Kar Ku Kong

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(2nd Version in English)

A dark night

Grandfather rat

Bit grandpa.

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(3rd Version in Hokkien)

Um Mong Mong

Amah Tui Ah Kong

Ah Kong Peh Khi Chang

Amah Chuey Bo Lang

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(3rd Version in English)

A dark night

Grandma chases grandpa

Grandpa took refuge up on the tree

Grandma couldn’t find him.

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(4th Version in Hokkien)

Um Mong Mong

Niow Chu Kong

Amah Chuey Ah Kong

Ah Kong Peh Khi Chang

Amah Chuey Bo Lang

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(4th Version in English)

A dark night

Grandfather rat

Grandma was looking for grandpa

Grandpa took refuge up on the tree

Grandma couldn’t find him.

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About this rhyme:~

“Um Mong Mong” or “A Dark Night”  describes a minor row between a golden age couple. In the early days, an extended family concept is extremely popular whereby families were encouraged to live together under one roof except for the daughters who are to be given way once they tied the knot. As a mother who bears many children who then bears her grandchildren, she is automatically elevated to the rank of matriarch~ a sort of unofficial commander of the house who makes the laws, decides on everything and oversees the daily running of it hence, the inclination towards female domination expressed in this ditty! This rhyme is very similar to another rhyme titled “Kim Po Ka Ku Kong”

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Lo Kay Khi Thit Tho

(Version in Hokkien)

Cho Lo Cho

Lo Kay Khi Thit Tho

Tu Tio Chit Tin Char Bor Po

Teng War Ee

Hak War Ee

Thok Snar Ka Thok Si

Kong Snar Thok Si Bo Chai Kang

Chin Chnia Beh Cho Tui Bin Kang

Lin Nya Kharm Guan Nya

Boey Bo Buay Seng Cho Tok Thau Seng Kniar

Lin Tia Kharm Guan Tia

Pheng Kim Buay Seng Kong Tok Phua Kow Sia

Bo Keo Chay Gu Chia

Bo Bo Tio Ti How Hnia

Bo Bin Chng To Phar Phor

Bo Kow Eee Tok Chay Chiok Or

Bo Ean Chi Tok Gia Ean Thoon Si Snuar Kor

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(Version in English)

Come let’s go

Let us go down town to have some fun

Met a group of young damsels

Found someone I could relate to

Busily engaged in a conversation

It is no use trifling

More importantly both sides has to meet

Your mother and my mother

Even when nothing had been agreed upon, they began arranging

Your father and my father

As for the dowry, consider it withheld for the time being

No sedan chair but a bullock cart

No hat to wear but a scoop

No proper bed but a mat

No chairs except for spittoons

No lipsticks so, can we replace it with the soot from the flames?

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About this rhyme/ditty:~

This rhyme/ditty describes the dilemma couples has to face especially to those whose family are from different social status.

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Or Ar

(Version in Hokkien)

Or Ar Or Ar

Huan Peng Amah Bo Pak Khar

La Heoh La Heoh

T’ng Snua Amah Bo Chiak Lau Heoh

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(Version in English)

Crow O’ Crow

The Amahs from the Southeast doesn’t bind their feet

Eagle O’ Eagle

Neither does the Chinese Amahs chew betel leaves..

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About the Proverb/Saying:~.

Or Ar is a traditional Hokkien saying that describes in the most interesting way, the distinct difference between a local women as opposed to the Chinese Settlers.

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Geng Geng Knua

(1st Version in Hokkien)

Geng Geng Knua

Chit Liap Pnua

Lang Tiam Teng

Lu Lai Khnua

Khnua Har Mi

Khnua Sin Neow

Sin Neow Kuan Ar Keh

Gia Hniau Pai Lau Peh

Lau Peh Bo Ti Boe

Gia Hniau Pai Lau Boe

Lau Boe Bo Cheng Hoe

Gniar Hniau Pai Hnia Soe

Hnia Soe Bo Cheng Goon

Gniar Hniau Pai Leong Chun

Leong Chun Kok Kok Puay

Gniar Hniau Pai Teh Oay

Teh Oay Chiang Chiang Koon

Nor Lay Gina Thow Or Soon

Or Ha Chui Chui Chiak

Or Hor Lau Chim Po Chiak

Lau Chim Po Mia Ha Mi

Mia Peh Ka Chuak

Snar Peh Bi

Chee Bey Uak

Ti Ti Kniar

Ti Ti Puak.

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(1st Version in English)

Dried longan

Seven and a half pieces of it

You came to watch

When the lanterns were lit

What were you looking at

If not the bride

Is the bride lanky or short?

Hold the joss sticks, pray to your deceased father

If your father doesn’t wear a hat

Hold the joss sticks, pray to your deceased mother

If your mother is not beautifully coiffured

Hold the joss sticks, pray to your sister-in-law

If your sister-in-law doesn’t wear skirts

Hold the joss sticks, arrange the dragon boat

Dragon boat sails away

Hold the joss sticks then arrange the tea-pot

Tea pot boiled to its brim

Two little kids stole the radish

Dig for who?

Digging for grand-aunt to eat

What is the name of your grand-aunt?

Her name is “White Cockroach”

Three handfuls of rice

Is not enough to feed

As she walks on

She would continue to fall..

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(2nd Version in Hokkien)

Geng Geng Knua

Chit Guek Pnua

Lang Tiau Teng

Lu Lai Khnua

Khnua Har Mi

Khnua Sin Neow

Sin Neow Kuan Ar Keh

Gia Hniau Pai Lim Peh

Lim Peh Bo Cheng Hoe

Gia Hniau Pai Lin Soe

Lin Soe Pok Pok Poay

Gniar Hniau Pai Teh Poay

Teh Poay Gau Gau Koon

Nor Lay Gina Thow Or Soon!

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(2nd Version in English)

Dried longan

Seven and a half months

People hanging lanterns

You came to watch

What are you looking at

If not the bride

Is the bride lanky or short?

Hold the joss sticks and pray to me

I don’t wear a bib

Hold the joss sticks and pray to my wife

My wife is furious

Hold the joss sticks and arrange the tea cups

The tea cups are steaming hot

Two little kids stole the radish!

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About this rhyme/ditty:~

“Geng Geng Knuar” or “dried longan”  is one rhyme/ditty that emphasises the need to pay homage to our ancestors. The carrying of lighted joss sticks with both hands and bowing as one prays is one of the many Taoist rites accustomed to homage praying which includes the burning of incense and paper paraphernalia to appease deceased/ancestral spirits. Many verses in this rhyme/ditty is similar to “Chay It Chap Goh” and “Guek Kng Kng, Siew Chye Long“.

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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Eo Ar Eo

(1st Version in Hokkien)

Eo Ar Eo 

Khun Ar Khun

Chit Mare Tua Chit Choon

Eo Ar Eo

Siuk Ar Siuk

Chit Mare Tua Chit Cheok

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(1st Version in English)

Rock and rock

Sleep and sleep

One night grow one inch

Rock and rock

Pamper and pamper

One night grow one foot..

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About this rhyme/ditty:~

Eo Ar Eo is a traditional Hokkien rhyme/ditty aptly recited to put a child to sleep.

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(2nd Version in Hokkien)

Eo Ar Eo 

Eo Khi Tng Snuar Thow Barn Keo

Barn Kio Ki Ki Cheo

Phar Ka Ai Ai Kio

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(2nd Version in English)

Rock and rock

Rock to China to steal some eggplant

Giggling as you steal

Screaming as you were beaten..

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About this rhyme/ditty:~

This 2nd version of Eo Ar Eo can be a stand alone verse or jointed to the 1st version as a 2nd stanza as it describes one’s encounter in dreamland..

The author/owner has compiled for record, a collection of early Hokkien sayings, proverbs, rhymes and ditties to capture the essence and spirit of his hoi polloi, a community originating from the southern province of Fujian, China where individuals climbed aboard bum boats, crossing the South China Sea to settle in faraway lands to escape the brewing civil unrest and a way out from hardship carrying along with them in their journey, nothing except their trademark ponytails and their beliefs, very much rooted in Confucianism. These ditties retell their story and their lifestyle way back then so that the younger generation can gain an insight and foothold to their origin..

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watermill

we have done

two cycles in a row

and still

the wheels of the watermill

churn in our hearts

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we have done

two cycles in a row

scooping up little spoonfuls

of sparkle

that waters our veins

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we have done

two cycles in a row

and the cogwheels

kept churning

as we wake to the certainty

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of us without spills..

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the unseen hand

how nice it is

to be able to sample the pleasures of

the unseen hand

forever comforting~

forever grappling us up

into the realm of forgiving

unto a life everlasting..

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